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If you’re new to cryptocurrency, figuring out how to buy ADA might feel like a daunting task. There’s several wallets to choose from, quite a few exchanges to sift through, and a passionate community telling you to “STAKE! STAKE! STAKE!” — when you might not even know what “stake” means.